u ever look at pics of ur bf/gf and be like


i did fuckin good

(via misguided-gh0st17)


It honestly sucks when the people you can’t imagine living without can actually live without you

(via misguided-gh0st17)


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via vemmings)